Házas, szexre éhes munkatárs

At some point we came here to Moscow to buy motorcycles.

We wanted to travel to a motorcycle factory about a hundred miles to the east of Moscow.

And I had this idea from owning my own aircraft in the States that we should just charter a helicopter.

And I called the airport and I said, "Excuse me, my name is Charzen and we would like to rent a helicopter."

And the lady said, "Rent?" She said, "We never rent a helicopter."